Thursday, October 21, 2010
Dear BET
I mean seriously, how is Soulja Boy Tell Them not on this list??
Im kidding about that. I swear.
The List went like this:
10. Rick Ross
9. Jadakiss
8. Young Jeezy
7. Drake
6. Ludacris
5. T.I.
4. 50 Cent
3. Kanye West
2. Lil Wayne
1. Eminem
First of all, did you seriously have Gucci Mane (Man) and Nelly in the top 15?? And people were upset that Nelly was not in the top ten??? Nelly is shining shoes in front of a Wal-Mart in St. Louis right now. Gucci? Burr? Burr? Burr? Boo boo!!!!
I would agree with most of this list.. But I would personally move some people around. As much as I dislike Eminem, I do think he should be pretty high on this list. One guy on the show did make a great point though, when he said that if Eminem was black, NOBODY would care about him. But he did put white rappers back on top (Shout out to Vanilla Ice and Snow).
I would put Kanye above Lil Wayne, and that is not because Kanye is my favorite rapper. That is strictly based on CONTENT alone. Yes Wayne has put out 12,352 songs in the last 3 years, and he sold a million albums in one week, but most of his songs are the same. Weed, lean, women, Young Moolah baybeeeeeee. Yes Kanye can be a butthole, but that doesnt change the fact that his music ridiculously great.
50 Cent is garbage. How many times can you say "I got shot 9 times", or "Ja Rule is a sissy, Fat Joe is fat, drink Vitamin water". He's a great business man, but rapper, no. Luda and T.I. should definitely be higher up, but still close together.
Honestly, I wouldnt even have Drake on this list right now. It's too, too early. Let's see what he does in 5 years, then we cant talk about it. (Same goes for Ricky Ross).
If I were to make a top 10 WORST RAPPERS, I'd do a little somethin like this.
10. Bow Wow (I just want to punch him in his stomach)
9. Nelly
8. Gucci Mane
7. Plies
6. Petey Pablo
5. Master P
4. Soulja Boy
3. Chingy
2. Shaqille O'Neal
1. Waka Flaka Flame (WAKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Have a great day! :)
People STILL dont believe the things I say... Then again, I wouldnt believe me either.
Take a look at the clip below...See if you notice somebody kind of familiar.
Yep! That giant chunk of chocolate was me. I was close to 250lbs!!!
But thanks to Nutrisystem and Shake Weight FOR MEN, I am now the lean, mean, copy making machine that you see today.
How did I get on a game show, you ask? I have no earthly idea. I remember I was applying for tv shows, because I wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune or Real World. I got an email. They emailed back. Then they (producers) called and did a phone interview. Then they came and filmed segments in my apartment. While at lunch, the main guy directing the shoot said (in his fancy British voice) "By the way ol chap, you will be flying out to Los Angeles in a couple of weeks to finish the show".
AHHHHH!!!!!!!! LA!!!!!! Im gonna get to meet somebody famous maybe!
Unless you are a fan of the Real World/Road Rules challenges, you would have no idea who this chick was. But I did.
Micheal Madson (Resevoir Dogs, Free Willy, Kill Bill) was also at the hotel bar, but he looked drunk, and I didnt feel like getting punched.
What was it like being filmed for a nationally broadcasted game show that only lasted 1 miserable season????
Like watching some of these Cowboys games lately; boring, and not at all what I thought it would be. I sat in a room for about 10-12 hours. Every couple of hours, the host would come on the tv and say "The next person to get eliminated from the show is" .... very long pause.. even longer than what Ryan Seacrest would do.
What were the other contestants like? Well we had a guy in a wheelchair who previously raced really fast go-karts, but then wrecked and now sells art which he paints with his wheelchair: A Hollywood matchmaker who looked like leatherface: A very nice, funny, gay man who had contracted the AIDS virus, but didnt let that stop him from being a pretty good actor, and who also put on mystery themed birthday parties for children: A polygamist lady who had 11 kids and was pregnant with her 12th but did not notify anyone of that until she arrived in Cali and her husband had more than one wife: And me, a 19 year old college student who was dating a white girl.
Insert large gasp. Seriously, I was the weird one of the group??
Anyways over the course of the show, they showed the various segments that were filmed at our homes and the questions they asked us i.e. whipping your children, gay marriage, weapons, legalization of marijuana *SIDE NOTE* When someone tells you "You dont have to answer a question if you dont want to" that secretly means, "We really hope this question makes you uncomfortable so you say something random on camera that everybody can laugh at".
A guy asked me if I smoked marijauna. I said "No I do not". He asked me if I had ever smoked marijauna before.
In my head Im thinking... My mom, Aunts, Grandma, church members, teachers, parents friends, friends parents, will all be watching. So I blurted out "Next question please". Little did I know that they would stamp a giant POTHEAD sign on my forehead.
Let me get back on track. After the questions, they showed us on a hidden camera in a taxi, and wanted to know what we would do if we found a random cell phone. Shout out to the guy in the wheelchair for keeping the cell phone, because he thought that there was a possibility of there being a hot chick on the other end, and maybe he could land a hot date (not making that up at all).
In the end, I came out victorious. I received a large check, and now the money is gone. Tha End.
Yep! That giant chunk of chocolate was me. I was close to 250lbs!!!
But thanks to Nutrisystem and Shake Weight FOR MEN, I am now the lean, mean, copy making machine that you see today.
How did I get on a game show, you ask? I have no earthly idea. I remember I was applying for tv shows, because I wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune or Real World. I got an email. They emailed back. Then they (producers) called and did a phone interview. Then they came and filmed segments in my apartment. While at lunch, the main guy directing the shoot said (in his fancy British voice) "By the way ol chap, you will be flying out to Los Angeles in a couple of weeks to finish the show".
AHHHHH!!!!!!!! LA!!!!!! Im gonna get to meet somebody famous maybe!
Micheal Madson (Resevoir Dogs, Free Willy, Kill Bill) was also at the hotel bar, but he looked drunk, and I didnt feel like getting punched.
What was it like being filmed for a nationally broadcasted game show that only lasted 1 miserable season????
Like watching some of these Cowboys games lately; boring, and not at all what I thought it would be. I sat in a room for about 10-12 hours. Every couple of hours, the host would come on the tv and say "The next person to get eliminated from the show is" .... very long pause.. even longer than what Ryan Seacrest would do.
What were the other contestants like? Well we had a guy in a wheelchair who previously raced really fast go-karts, but then wrecked and now sells art which he paints with his wheelchair: A Hollywood matchmaker who looked like leatherface: A very nice, funny, gay man who had contracted the AIDS virus, but didnt let that stop him from being a pretty good actor, and who also put on mystery themed birthday parties for children: A polygamist lady who had 11 kids and was pregnant with her 12th but did not notify anyone of that until she arrived in Cali and her husband had more than one wife: And me, a 19 year old college student who was dating a white girl.
Insert large gasp. Seriously, I was the weird one of the group??
Anyways over the course of the show, they showed the various segments that were filmed at our homes and the questions they asked us i.e. whipping your children, gay marriage, weapons, legalization of marijuana *SIDE NOTE* When someone tells you "You dont have to answer a question if you dont want to" that secretly means, "We really hope this question makes you uncomfortable so you say something random on camera that everybody can laugh at".
A guy asked me if I smoked marijauna. I said "No I do not". He asked me if I had ever smoked marijauna before.
In my head Im thinking... My mom, Aunts, Grandma, church members, teachers, parents friends, friends parents, will all be watching. So I blurted out "Next question please". Little did I know that they would stamp a giant POTHEAD sign on my forehead.
Let me get back on track. After the questions, they showed us on a hidden camera in a taxi, and wanted to know what we would do if we found a random cell phone. Shout out to the guy in the wheelchair for keeping the cell phone, because he thought that there was a possibility of there being a hot chick on the other end, and maybe he could land a hot date (not making that up at all).
In the end, I came out victorious. I received a large check, and now the money is gone. Tha End.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Conversations with Chris
Me: Texiera is a sissy. And he looks like a turtle.
Chris: You're right. He cries like that little boy that got bit by Charlie.
Me: Charlie's brother?
Chris: Yep!
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Chris: You're right. He cries like that little boy that got bit by Charlie.
Me: Charlie's brother?
Chris: Yep!
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
BIG SHOUT OUT!
I wanna send a big shout out to my next door neighbor who was completely terrified as I was walking behind her. When she got in her apartment, she double locked the door with some ferocity. I promise I was only trying to get home.
She must have seen the Black Magic video... If you havent seen it, GO WATCH NOW!
After watching the WHOLE Rangers game last night...
I have decided that I'm kinda diggin baseball. And I have also decided which Yankees that I would love to punch in the face.
A.J. Burnett
Mark Texiera (He deserves two punches)
Andy Pettite
Brett Gardner
Jorge Posada
Also, CC Sabathia is awesome at chewing sunflower seeds.
A.J. Burnett
Mark Texiera (He deserves two punches)
Andy Pettite
Brett Gardner
Jorge Posada
Also, CC Sabathia is awesome at chewing sunflower seeds.
Lights Out!
Im trying to figure out where I stand on this whole helmet to helmet controversy in the NFL.
As a person who has been on the recieving end of multiple concussions, I definitely feel for some of these players.
BUT, I knew that there were consequences with playing football. It's a contact sport. I CHOSE not to play anymore because of the risk.
So NFL... Please dont take the fun out of football anymore. You already took endzone dances out and now touchdowns are boring. Go ahead and fine players for the helmet to helmet hits because a lot of them are aware of how they plan to tackle somebody. But dont suspend them, because then it could drastically hurt my fantasy football team.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Texas Rangers...
I'm not a big baseball fan. I think it was because I struck out in T-Ball. But I have actually been watching it a lot more. Tonight, should be a good game.
Now... Who should I root for???
How was my weekend???
It was good.
We went to my Grandma's surprise birthday party. She cried like a little baby, but I had a lot of fun with the cousins (Even though we're missing 5 of them).
Then Saturday night we went to a very, very nice wedding over at the murder mansion. Shout out to the Parkers for inviting us to their special occasion!!
After the wedding, we went downtown for Tracey... Stacy... Lacey's Birthday. Got to chill with a ton of people so it was a good night.
Yesterday...
Cowboys can suck it. Grrrrr..... But the Jet's won so its all gravy! Im takin donations so I can finally get me an LT jersey.
That's my weekend in a nutshell. You're welcome.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I am shocked, saddened and EXCITED
Shocked because I can't believe I didnt find this sooner.
Saddened because I have no time to experience this, this year.
And excited because I am MOST DEFINITELY planning a trip to go to Austin SPECIFICALLY for it. (The use of caps should let you know how serious I am.)
Saddened because I have no time to experience this, this year.
And excited because I am MOST DEFINITELY planning a trip to go to Austin SPECIFICALLY for it. (The use of caps should let you know how serious I am.)
Maybe a year or two or three ago I was searching the internets and I came across an article about this giant crazy haunted house with 13 stories and if you make it all the way through, you get a prize and blah blah blah. It was supposed to be just a myth, but this billionaire video game guy named Richard Garriott actually took the concept, and ran with it. He fronted the money, people volunteered numberous hours, and they successfully put on this haunt/video game/scavenger hunt at his house in Austin. It started in the early 90's and went until maybe 1997 (I dont remember exactly).
Apparently, somebody else took the reigns, and they have been doing this, in Austin (only 5 hrs away from me) since then. And now, Garriott (The BILLIONAIRE) is letting this organization put this on, on his property.
The haunted house is fully interactive, as in, the actors can grab you, touch you; you will have to run, jump, hide, row, and claw your way through all 26 stages of it. And you will definitely be dirty if/when you complete it.
I can not wait to go. I know I will have to wait a year for next Halloween to come around, but I'm pumped already. Check out their website www.scareforacure.org for more info, pictures, news and videos.
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