Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Hey Jude

Definintion of brass monkey

brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."


You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

My Parents on Osama Bin Laden

Aunt Pebbles: What did you think about Osama being killed?

Mom: You know, it was somebody down there at Geronimo Bay that told on him and that's why he got caught.

Pop: Obama should have been dancin back down the hall after he gave his speech sayin "We got dat fool, we got dat fool". They need to bring his (Bin Laden) body back. We need to see it all burnt up.

Me: Burnt up? He got shot.

Pop: But they said it was a fire fight?

Me: They were exchangin bullets dummy.

Pop: Oh, I thought they was usin blow torches on him.

Do Work!

This video gets me every time.