Wednesday, June 30, 2010
(Im currently making a mean face)
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Things in my head today.
Well, a woman's man, but im manly.
2. I wonder who the person was that figured out, if you play with fire, you will pee in the bed.
3. It dawned on me today that a few weeks ago, a restaurant offered me a free sandwich, after I found an extremely large hair in my sandwich, which they made.
Should I actually go back and eat there?
Shouldn't they give me some money or something better than another sandiwch?
4. I hate the feeling that I am forgetting something. I feel like I have so much to do, but cant remember what it is.
5. Danielle from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is dumb as a box of rocks. (Supposedly that is REALLY dumb)
6. Why can't it rain at the time that I really need it? Why couldn't it rain Sunday when I was outside in the heat about to die? It would have been the perfect time for an afternoon rain shower.
Maybe as I was standing on the sideline trying to catch my breath and at that last minute right before I puke and fall over, dark clouds cover the sky and rain just starts to pour down on me. Man, that would have been amazing.
I think that's all for now.
Monday, June 28, 2010
VOTE FOR LEZLIE!!!
SUUPPPPPEEEERRRR STAAAARRRRR OF THE WEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
- Jenny Ramirez (I was gonna pick you, but when I saved your picture, my computer crashed)
- All of my little cousins (Yall are just super crunk and Im very proud of all yall the time.)
- Robbins Brothers (I almost told you to suck it, but you fixed the mistake and we are happy now.)
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Does this count as a funny story since its 13 days away?
Mom - "AWWWW NAAAAWWWW"
Me- "What's up?"
Mom - "Aunt Pebbles went to pick up Lin's ring and they gave her the wrong one"
Me - "Is it more expensive, cuz then we can keep it."
Lin is in freakout mode. I understand why she is upset. Especially bein so close to the big day. But I mean, if you think about it, it is a tad bit comical. That is a pretty large mistake on the jewlers. I wonder how the phone call is gonna go tomorrow morning....
Anywho, all of the furniture is put together except for one table. It was all a lot of work, but it feels good to have the big stuff out of the way. Also, I have been through 3 garage clickers for our garage at the complex. Either all the clickers they have are ALL dead, or they really dont want me parking in there. Hopefully that will get figured out this week.
The sun beat me down today. It's time to rest.
SuperStar of the week is tomorrow. First person to write me a message on Facebook and tell me the code word "Tasty Boogers" will be it. HOLLA!!!!!
Yummmmmyyyy
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Saturday, June 26, 2010
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!?
Do you need help moving?
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
16 Days left.
Now, its time to pack up, and get out of Saginaw and take that long, boring drive to Downtown Fort Worth. Holla.
Today, I had the great pleasure of scaring a lady in the parking lot. I didnt think fast enough to video it, but if I would have, the video would have been priceless. Rest assure, it will happen again, soon. After I do it, im gonna say
SHOUT OUTS!!!
I wanna give a quick shout out to...
Brandi Coppedge - You rock.
Caitlin Brinkley - You rock. And I miss you dearly.
John Doney and Earth - Shout out.
Shane Dunavin - Even though your almost 80, you are a beast of a QB.
Oh yeah??
I heard that the words you play in Scrabble are usually what you're thinking of...
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Que?
But this wasn't regular water.
It was Fiji water.
Fiji water is like the Crys-tal of all the waters.
I love dogs and everything, but I'm not gonna give my dog some Fiji water. I can afford to buy one bottle of Fiji per month.
I sure hope that guy just poured some tap water in there and has been reusing the bottle.
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Have you been embarrassed by something lately?
What a day.
I received a text message today and the whole conversation went like this.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Well it's 50% Official.
You know what I hate? I hate when people walk right in front of you, but then they walk really slow. I have been wanting to kick a whole lot of people for some time, and I think I might act on it here pretty soon. When we were at IKEA on Sunday, people were just strolling and gracefully walking and talking and looking at furniture. I've never wanted to kick an old lady into an entertainment center as bad as when im in IKEA.
I wish I could be boogie boarding RIGHT NOW.
I went into my old stompin grounds today Downtown. It was refreshing. Then I kicked it with Billy and Antonio for a minute. They are so cool, REAL, people.
If you ever want to win guaranteed money in a game of dominoes, play Billy Patrick Jr. He is about as good as the Cleveland Browns during there 1946-Present football seasons.
Monday, June 21, 2010
The sky is just full of these amazingly shiny SUPERSTARS!!!!
Today.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Mayhem... Pure Mayhem.
Oh yeah, the beginning.
We lost one man around 9:30pm.
The limo driver was ridiculously awesome at driving.
Not.
Fox and Hound was cool. Big room for everyone to kick it. We all had some drinks and had deep conversations about BP and the state of politics in today's society. Then I got stuck payin somebody's $50 tab.
Thank you.
Fat Daddy's was cool. We danced.
Then we lost another man. And almost lost him to the people that protect and serve this great city.
The moral of this story is...
Well I don't know if there really is a moral. I'm still in shock with everything that happened last night. I.. uh... Yeah I don't know.
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Saturday, June 19, 2010
Texting will driving.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Roy Wood Jr. - Emmit's Uncle
I am cursed.
Five to Seven years later, I'm enjoying a nice lunch with Lin at Baker Brothers. As I was eating my first couple bites of my glorious looking sandwich, I could feel something hitting my chin. I looked down, and what do ya know: A GIANT hair.
And there was a hair on my bagel this morning. What do I gotta do to catch a break???
Dookie.
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Did that greeting card just say Black Hoes???
Ok.. maybe I'm crazy.
Check out the video below, and then watch the link below that.
Was Hallmark talking about the solar system? Or were they shouting out to all the black hoes???
Racist Hallmark card (CLICK ME)
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
A few of my Heroes
Thoughts in my head.
Can a kid in a wheelchair run away from home?
If so, shouldn't they be called Rollaways?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
SNAP!!!!
Waiting...
#1. I hope this stuff fits in the back of my dads truck.
#2. My dads truck barely has gas in it.
Poop.
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Monday, June 14, 2010
SuperStar of the Week
I have decided to do something new and special. Each week, I will have a SuperStar of the week. This person will be chosen, not by the good things they do for the community: not for a great deed they have done: but they will be chosen completely at random. I will most likely ask somebody to pick a number, and I will find my SuperStar that way.
This weeks SuperStar is...
Sunday, June 13, 2010
What a day!
First of all, I want to send a big SUCK IT to the kids we played in one of our flag football games today. They were the most disrespectful punks i've seen. I mean, do you really need to cuss us out because we like to play ball and get a good work out and win some games. If you really play college ball like you said, then you wouldnt let a bunch of "hasbeens" come out and show you up. So, all of you young, dumb jabroni's that are probably going to flunk out of college during your freshman year, you can SUCK IT.
Parents, please dont hesitate to beat your kids. They will be better off in the long run.
On a lighter note, Church was great this morning. I felt very... enlightened. Then I felt like I entered hell trying to play sports in Texas weather at 1 in the afternoon. BUT I cooled myself off in Coppedge's pool. Whoever said that there was a chemical that you can put in the water and when you pee it changes colors, was lying. The water definitely stayed normal. It was tested and approved by me.
Now, it's time to sleep.