Friday, October 29, 2010

Christopher Nicholas Garcia

Long lost brothers...

Whatever mask I get next year, better be completely AWESOME!

Because I love this one.

Work was fun today. People were dressed up crazy, plus I got me a good scare in. (Look down below for the video). But enough of that small talk... IT'S SHOUT OUT TIMEEEEEEEEEEE! OHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!

There are very few today because these are the only people who follwed the rules...

I would like to shout out to:

Tyler Shane Pruitt - You will not win our poke war!

Andrea DeShaunte LaJuanda Ross - Even though you super liked it, you only get one shout out this time. Thank you so much for the effort though. I appreciate it whole-heartedly.

Josh Childress - Hola Compadre

Jody Watkins - I cant wait to see you guys this weekend! Let's play some beer pong and get crazy!

I would also like to shout out to Dirty D, NW Jana and Hocus Pocus for your 14 attempts at trying to scare me. You are failures (But yall are so much fun)

Everyone have a great and safe Halloween! Im sure I will have lots to talk about on Monday.

Pig Man strikes again!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Post #300! Let's Celebrate!!!!!

Thank you Lindsay for noticing that Tim Lincecum looks like Mitch Kramer from Dazed and Confused.

And Josh Hamilton looks like Brian Littrell from Backstreet Boys

Im gonna have to start paying Lindsay for this great material.

Crazy Email I got today...

Read Caption on 1st photo then look at second photo

Look at the picture above and you can see where this guy broke through the guardrail, right side where the people arestanding on the road (pointing). The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail. It

Flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was traveling.

Now look at the 2 ND picture below...

Unlawful Possession (YOU MUST WATCH)

Little Ron!

I stole this. Because I'm a stealer.

Let's start at the top.

1. My middle name is Lynn. It was given to me by an ancient African ruler meaning "Powerful young man".
Don't believe me? I wouldnt either. It's my Dad's middle name. So I get it from him.

2. I used to have my ears pierced. Tattoos... hmmmm... There's a lot. I have my initials on the back of my arms, just in case I forget. Big fish on my right arm with the word "Family" because they are the best and mean the world to me. Where would I be without them??? Kanji symbol for Mother on my right bicep because she is the best! Cross over my heart, cross in the top middle of my back, my last name across my back (Just in case I forget), a number 7 on my back left shoulder because 7 has so many great meanings. Brotherhood in Kanji on my left ribs, because I have some of the greatest friends/brothers anybody could ask for. FTB!!!!! Ummmm Faith on the right side of my stomach, a big symbol on my right ribs that means "Only God can judge me". I think thats it.

3. Right now, it has to be Sons of Anarchy. It's a very honest show.

4. What can I say about FTB that hasnt already been said about the Sons of Anarchy. When we are all together, its chaos, and fun. We have all known each other for a long time, and we are just awesome like that. Deal with it.

5. Blue, Black and I dont know the last one. Maybe white? You know why! Love you Lin!!!!

6. I love the Summer summer summer time... I like to be outside and swim and you can do all the fun stuff in the summer.

7. I stole this from Brian Price. I dont even know what a tumblr is?

8. Im a little bit of both. When im in the zone to work out, I hit it hard. But sometimes I just wanna come home and chill with a glass of my toddy.

9. I cant even read what that says, and if it says meme like I think it does, I dont know what that is?

10. I want a puppy. Bad. Nuff said.

11. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gym Class Heroes, and im pretty sure N.E.R.D. counts as a band, so suck it.

12. As Garcia would say "Doo-Shay"

13. The movie?? Or actual, mean girls. Never watched the whole movie all the way through. Mean girls are really mean.

14. Dont have any siblings. Only child life meant to me that I needed to go out and make friends. So I did.

15. Pizza and Cheeseburgers are the best.

16. That Jazmin was a stone cold fox!

17. Ugg boots?

18. I actually drink more milk. These bones are tough.

19. E.M. - H.B. - M.K.

20. Yes, because I am like Ray Charles without them.

21. Im not the studying type.

22. Football. The best sport known to man.

23. Lady Gaga Rocks  (I retracted my earlier statement about Lady Gaga. She is an artist, and why should i hate on her because of the GREAT things she has accomplished?? That's right, I shouldnt. I apologize to Gaga and her Gagaoians. )

24. Last movie we saw was The Town. It was pretty good, but we went during Senior Citizen hours, and all the old wives kept asking their husbands what was going on.

25. I wish I could tell you that.

26. Italy.

27. I cant tell you those, because when it comes to baby names, I AM A GENIUS. As far as dog names though, Billy Ho, Jax, Roxy

28. Hmmmm.... I think it was Raven Symone when she was on the Cosby Show.

29. It's a good show. But it has been disappointing me this season.

30. NO. I win.

Don't you hate it when...

Things just don't go the way they planned.

Last night, the Rangers lost. And even though im not the biggest baseball fan in the world, I wanted them to win.

Tonight's plan had to get rescheduled (But as Laura would say... "It's gonna happen")

Tomorrow's plans got pushed to Saturday. So hopefully they will still happen.

You know how they say, Patience is a virtue???

Well patience, you're making me ANGRY! ROOOOAAAARRR

Bad Apple Studios

Big SPECIAL SHOUT OUT to Bad Apple Studios and their amazing entry at the 48 Hours of Hell screening last night. Their short film "Unlawful Possession" was the best film out of all the them. You guys did awesome!

As soon as it is online, I will post it. In the meantime, go check out Bad Apple Studios on Facebook, as well as Floaters Sketch Comedy. These guys make some truly great stuff!

My Challenge

I dont know what kind of dream I had last night, but apparently, it was an epic one.

I have decided, I will not shave my face starting Nov. 1st, and go until the New Year.

Im shooting for this.

Most of you that know me, know that this probably will not happen, seeing that I'm not very good at growing facial hair. After 3 weeks, I will probably look exactly the same as when I started, so I will get discouraged and quit.

It's worth a shot.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

World Series Bet

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom (right) and the mayor of Arlington, TX, Robert Cluck (left), have agreed to make a wager on the series.

Here's the deal -- each mayor has agreed that the loser will provide a day of community service in the winner's town while wearing a jersey of the winning team.

But there's more -- the losing mayor will also ship the winning mayor a bunch of delicious hometown goodies. If SF loses, Newsom has agreed to ship Dungeness crab, sourdough bread, Ghirardelli chocolate and Anchor Steam beer.

If Texas loses, Cluck has agreed to ship over BBQ food from a local joint called Spring Creek BBQ ... said to be the best in TX.

That report was from TMZ. The only problem I have with that is...

Spring Creek is NOT the best BBQ in Texas. But at least he wont get to find out what it tastes like. GO RANGERS!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Im asking a favor to my 10 (Yes 10) followers and anyone else who reads this...

A few of my good friends, Amanda and Greg, are in a couple's contest on Facebook and they need your help!

All you have to do is go "Like" the Richelle Saldana Photography Facebook page, then go to the Couple's Contest photo album. Scroll through, find Amanda and Greg's picture, and then "Like" it. The couple with the most "Likes" at the end of the contest will win a free photo session.

They want it bad!!!

Here's a little info about them:

"Greg and I met at a mutual friend's out of town birthday party in college station. We had graduated from the same high school in the same year but had never had a class together or even talked to each other. Once we started talking at the party we hit it off immediately and we have been together ever since! Greg said from the time we met he knew he couldn't let me get away! :-)"

I've been knowing both of them for a while, and they deserve it. So go vote now! :)

Sunday, October 24, 2010

10 Things I learned from this weekends Camp Out.

10. Daddy Long Legs love Joe Pool Lake. Daddy Ricky does not like Daddy Long Legs.

9. I believe that tents were made for the sole purpose of excellent Dutch Ovens.

8. I love being able to pee outside.

7. Old ladies have some kind of weird pig fetish? I seriously got so many hugs, pig kisses and offers to take me home.

6. Even if you see one of your people slip and fall after attempting a scare, you need to stay in character.

5. Halloween masks are really hot inside.

4. If you ever travel somewhere to make a Halloween set, but you dont want to lug it back, burn it.

3. Screaming at people does not make your throat feel good the next day.

2. You never know where campfire conversations will lead you (i.e. "You can have my horses, but you can't take my oranges". "It's gonna happen". "You want some squirrel?".)

1. When you are trying to scare people who are in a moving vehicle, or on a hayride (giant trailor), make sure you don't get too close to the trailor. (I was ran over on two separate occasions. Same foot. And I rolled my ankle today playin football. Thanks a lot Halloween)

Campout Pics


It's gonna happen....

Halloween Campout

Who camps out for Halloween??

Tons of people. And this year, I was one of them.

Every October, people from far and wide travel to Loyd Park at Joe Pool Lake in Grand Prairie (That's in Texas for my 1 follower from out of state). Every camp site decorates their area however they want, and then at sundown, hayrides ride all throughout the park. Prizes are given for the most creative, and the spookiest camp site.

Even though we didnt win in either category, our site was DEFINITELY, without a shadow of a doubt, the spookiest, creepiest, scariest one.

Let me start at the beginning of the weekend...

Friday night we got to the site, set up our tent (in the dark), and then chilled around the fire.

Yep. That's how we chill around a fire.

Saturday, we involuntarily woke up around 7:30, had breakfast and started to put our "Hillbilly Hell" scene together.
For those of you that don't know Laura Craig, you might not understand this too well, but i will do my best to make you comprehend the seriousness of this weekend.
Laura is a natural winner. Everything she does, she wants to win, and when she gets it in her head that somebody might beat her at something, she will try her hardest make sure that that will not happen.
We have been discussing this camp out for about 4 months. Yes, 2 days of chaos takes that much planning. We put up a hillbilly shack, a chop shop, clothesline with dirty panties, the drip shed, and an awesome cemetary. Everyone that was with us was dressed in flannel, overalls, coveralls, expensive masks and crazy make up.
Did I tell you that there was monsoon out there?
It rained for a good 2-3 hours on us, and we were worried that
1. People wouldnt show up
2. Our decorations would fall down
3. The rain wouldnt stop.
But the Indians stopped dancing and cleared up the weather just enough for us to have some fun.
As soon as I was fully dressed, I walked in the street and stood still. Four teenage girls were walking past our site, probably to theirs, and it was only right for me to go ahead and get the first scare of the night. Two of the girls saw me staring at them and EEEE-MEEE-DIATELY sped up. So I walked after them. Then they ran.
So I ran.
Needless to say, they out ran me.
As people started to roll through, everyone got in place. We had Jeremy in the Chop Shop with the machete (A real one), Bird (Leatheface) roaming around everywhere, I was the notorious "Pig Man, and we had tons of other people all around. (Scarecrows, Dead little girls, The Strangers people, Chucky, and a crazy old lady that kept asking people if they wanted to eat some squirrel)
No one was safe. We scared the young, the old, male and female. And judging by the comments that many of the patrons were yelling as they rode off, WE WERE THE BEST.
Even though we didnt win, I still had an awsome time. My body hurts and my throat is shot, but I wouldnt have it any other way. Special thanks to all of the families that helped out, and welcomed us into their Halloween tradition.

I will put up more pics here in a bit!

Parliament - Flash light

Let me explain my hat...

I purchase hats, like women purchase shoes. Hatworld at Ridgmar (the best hat store around) is the only store I spend time in. Any other time I am in and out. But I only buy my hats based on colors, and not on team association. I do have a Rangers hat, but its old so I need to step my game up and get a new one. Don't hate. Gracias.
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I just heard a commercial on the radio that was begging the citizens of Dallas County to vote against the expansion of beer and wine. The gentleman speaking said that beer and wine will make crack houses and drug dealers worse and crime will rise because of it. This is dumb because:
A. Dallas crime is bad without beer and wine.
B. Crack houses are bad because of crack. Drug dealers are bad because of drugs.
C. Crackheads drink beer because it is legal and when you only have $1.74 in change, you don't want to buy a double cheeseburger. You want to buy a 40oz of Old English (that was a shout out to my people at OE just in case they wanna sponsor the blog or something)
Whether or not this bill gets passed does not matter to me... But they just have to realize that people will drive long distances to get their alcohol.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Skcooboi Coo!

SKCOOBOI COO - Booth Preview

This song came on Pandora radio, and I couldnt help but sing out loud...

Oh Glee....

On the homepage I saw an article that tickled my fancy.

"Parents are OUTRAGED at racy photos in GQ Magazine featuring the stars of Glee."

Here are some of the photos...

One Parent group said that these photos are "Borderline Pedophilia".

First off, the guy is 28, and both of the ladies are 24. I think that sounds legal enough to me.
Second, they are actors/actresses on a television show. You know, make believe. They play fictional characters.
Third, have these Parent groups ever watched an episode of Glee? It's not the most G rated show ever, so your kids probably shouldnt even be watching it.

That was my rant for Glee. Thank you. Roar.