I was driving the golf cart with me and Chris today when I had one of the best dings of my life.
Wait... That came out wrong.
I made a sharp turn and BAM! A giant bug flew in my mouth. I slammed on the breaks and spit and screamed.
Chris said "Dude".
I replied with "A big ass bug just flew in my mouf!! Hhfieishsbckakdfsjdk! (<----- thats me freaking out) gross."
Then I screwed up and said "I can't believe that happened. It was coming so fast and I felt all of it in my mouth."