Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Confessions of a Serial Tree Killer, Pt.1

1-25-2011




Tuesdays are my favorite.

Why?

Because the weekend is over, people have their duties for the week, and that means I get back to doing what I'm best at. 

Killing.

I practically run off of the elevator, down the hall, and into the copy center, basking in the smell of paper.

  • 20lb. White.
  • 24lb. White 3 Hole Punched
  • 80lb. Cardstock
  • Pink
  • Green
  • Yellow
  • Blue

All casualties of these merciless hands.


Every day, I sit patiently at my desk waiting for an email that says "Ricky, I need 1000 copies of this, and 4000 copies of this".

When it comes...










Pure Bliss.


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