I have been seeing this infomercial on television a lot lately...
The product is called, ZQuiet.
It's a giant mouthpiece that you wear at night to help you stop snoring.
This thing is ridiculous. There is NO way you could get me to wear this thing. I barely wore my retainer when I had it.
I barely wear clothes.
I cant wait to think of my crazy invention that will make me filthy rich, even though it is completely and utterly stupid. Like a bracelet that gives you energy and makes you extra balanced. Or a belt that shocks you and makes you have great abs.