The tiny woman in the middle is my mother. (I dont know if you already knew that or not)
Right before my 16th birthday I had been telling my parents how much I wanted a blue truck as my first vehicle. They kept saying "Just be patient, blah blah blah" so I did. On the Sunday before my birthday, me and The Posse all went out to Cowboys to get our groove on. During the ride home, I had some weird feelings like something awesome was getting ready to happen. I walk in, go to my room, and on my bed was a birthday card. It read "Go to the garage and see your new surprise". I cant even begin to explain the excitement that ran through my body. I go to the garage door, turn on the light, and in the middle of the garage there was a little bity, shiny, blue toy truck. Roar.
Fast forward to August 18th, 2010. My mom texts me today and says "Can you call your friend at Ruth's Chris and make a reservation for 4 of us". I was like OOOHHHH SNAAAAPPPPPP! I could already taste the steak in my mouth. Just to be sure, and make it sound like I wasn't being greedy, I responded "Who's all going".
She said "Me, Your dad, and the Lee's."
Roar. Roar. Roar.
The moral of this story is: Assuming things is for the birds.
lol youre momma was wrong for that...but i love her and i think it was really funny. BOTH of the assumes..lmbo
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