Pictured above is a pickle ornament.
Yes a pickle.
Did you know that I hate pickles?
If not, now you do.
It was brought to my attention that you can purchase this weird pickle ornament and then play a little game called "Hide the Pickle".
Sounds gross, I know, but it confuses me. You hide the pickle somewhere on your Christmas tree, and then whoever finds it receives a prize.
Dumb right? I prefer to wait until Christmas morning when Tim Allen breaks in my house and puts tons of surprises under my tree without asking me to go find something.
Dang pickles are gross.