Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Chuck Norris...

Is a sissy. I dont know why everybody thinks he's this mythical figure that can kill people with his dumb Walker Texas Ranger stare and blah blah blah. I can name 5 people that would kill Chuck Norris.

1. The Rock
2. Horatio Caine
3. Hit-Girl (From the movie Kick-Ass)
4. Me
5. Rick Ross' beard.

PLUS, he does informercial's for the "Total Gym". But by the looks of it, it's not working very well for him. The guys from the Shake Weight commercials are waaayyyyyyyy buffer.

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