I invented a new game. Play if you dare.

The other day I was fartin really loud. I mean LOUD! Like trumpet loud.

 I had the bright idea to record one of the massive ones and then send it to all of my friends. Then JD and Bird both sent me one back.

This means war.

If you ever get bored, record a fart, and send it out. It will make you feel good about yourself.

*Warning*

Make sure you do NOT fart too loud to your phone, because you could, indeed, catch pink eye. Know your limits.