Wednesday, September 29, 2010

If you are what you say you are, a SuperStar, then have no fear...

Sorry I have been so late with this. Im a busy man so BACK OFF.

This weeks SuperStar is.....

Mr. Edward Skip McCoy

Skip, as he is known in the flag football world, is a self proclaimed athlete from the Dallas area. He enjoys reading Nickelodeon magazine, candlelight fast food dinners and watching re-runs of Desperate Housewives on his days off. He also admires some of the greatest football players to walk the planet: Sage Rosenfels, Chris Weinke, Larry Brown (When he was a raider), and his all-time favorite, Kordell Stewart.

The thing that made me choose Skip to be this weeks SuperStar, is not his mediocre athleticism. It's not his incredibly boyish looks. I chose him, because his biggest fan, Shane Dunavin a.k.a Ronny Collarpop a.k.a King of the Egyptian Brushfire, asked me to. I dont even like Skip. I have to single handedly coordinate the defense since Skip doesnt know anything about the sport, Bryan (Gary Payton's much older twin brother) forgets to get his cortizone shots before the games and his knees cant take it, somebody else just doesnt EVER listen to us, and Bird... Well Bird does his on thing. So Skip, lay off the Shake Weight, and step your game up on the field. We dont want to, but if we have to, we'll cut you faster than Buffalo cut Trent Edwards.

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