Then when you make it to the bathroom and pee you're hesitant, because you cant remember if you are dreaming or it's real life.
In other random Ricky news, my birthday is in 11 days. Im so excited to be 23. There are so many more opportunities in life that I can finally do now that im 23. I can buy lotto tickets, cigarettes, get a hotel room, pay bills, buy alcohol at restaurants, and a large array of other things.
Oh wait... Ive done that before. Oh well, I'm just happy to be alive another year.
Shout out to my wife who is killin the waffle game right now. Buttons better watch out!