Monday, July 19, 2010

Today was a good day.

I hate when I forget something that I feel was super (uber) important, which I needed to share with the world (the 6 people that actually read my blog).  I know it was about somebody that I felt like punching in the face, but I CANT REMEMBER WHO IT IS.

In other news, id like to punch:
Dane Cook
Khia
Skip Cheatham
Waldo (If I could find him)
And Shaun Raab from Fox 4......................................
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News.

I think I have a SuperStar of the week!!!! {Insert Triumphant Music}

It is..

My cousin Cookie!
(Insert echo from man with deep voice)

Cookie (Government name: La'Trishia Outland) is my older cuz, who currently resides in Atlanta, GA. Cookie rode her brand new 14 speed Schwinn bicycle 816 miles to attend my wedding. If that's not effort, I dont know what is. She makes her living as a double agent, for some top secret agency that I'm pretty positive Chuck Norris used to work for. Dont let her height (4'11) fool you. Cook has multiple guns, and knows how to use them better than Doc Holliday.

This Bud is for you Cookie. Congrats!!!

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